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21st-Jun-2004 10:00 am
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На смену семейному врачу Кабы-Бабу нигерийского деспота Хули-Мули пришел конфиденциальный финансовый консультант Михаила Ходорковского.

Subject: classfied(read)
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 10:20:00 -0700
From: adrian_simon@telstra.com
To: мне пришло недавно

I have a profiling amount in an amount of US$12M,
which I seek your partnership in accommodating for me.
You will be rewarded with 10% of the total sum for
your partnership.

I am Mr. Simon Adrian, a Confidential Financial
consultant to Mikhail Khodorkovsky the richest man in
Russia and owner of the following companies:
Chairman CEO: YUKOS OIL (Russian Most Largest Oil
Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank (A well reputable
financial institution with its branches all over the

The documents of the above funds in question was
handed meant to be used in payment of an American oil
merchant for his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail
Khodorkovsky. Already the funds have left the shore of
Russia to an European private financial institution
where the final crediting is expected to be carried
out. While I was in the process, My Boss got arrested
for his involvement in politics by financing the
leading and opposing political parties (the Union of
Right Forces, led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a
liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor
Yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir
Putin second tenure as Russian president. You can
catch more of the story on this website:

All I need from you is to now stand as the beneficiary
of the above quoted sum and I will arrange for the
documentation, which will enable the European private
financial body transfer the sum to you. I have decided
to use this sum to relocate to another continent and
never to be connected to any of Mikhail Khodorkovsky
conglomerates. The transaction has to be concluded as
quicky as possible before Mikhail Khodorkovsky is out
on bail. As soon as I confirm your readiness to
conclude the transaction with me. I will make urgent
arrangement for the funds to be paid to you by
transfering beneficiary status to your name in the
neccessary payment documents.
Thank you very much

S. Adrian
NB: Please note that you should only contact me
through this secure email address: s_adrian@moldova.com
Всё, что понаписали 
21st-Jun-2004 06:14 pm (UTC)
Xi-xi! I see you are a big shot now. A personal consultant of Xodorkovsky himself is interested in you!
Wow! You got upgraded from some third-world Xuli-Muli to Russian empire.
I wonder, who's (what's) next? A granddaughter of grand dutchess Anastasia?
21st-Jun-2004 07:35 pm (UTC)
Китаец Чей Хуй, прапраправнук
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Китаец Чей Хуй, прапраправнук <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040612/photos_od_afp/040612223046_6vsf86zu_photo0"Григория Распутина</a>.
21st-Jun-2004 07:39 pm (UTC)
21st-Jun-2004 09:36 pm (UTC)
Брррррр! Какая гадость!
22nd-Jun-2004 01:52 am (UTC)
Странно, а мне ещё не прислали...
22nd-Jun-2004 03:14 am (UTC)
Ты сначала с Хули-Мули разберись
22nd-Jun-2004 12:47 pm (UTC)
Ага, сейчас :^P
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