Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.
Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.
Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.
the sad sack was sittin' on a block o' stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone
the warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair!"
One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One black suit jacket, one pair black suit pants.
One hat, black. One pair of sunglasses. $23.07. Sign here.
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
Ray: "...Breaks my heart to see a boy that young goin' bad."
"So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do?
You got the money you owe us, motherfucker?"
Gruppenfuehrer: I've always loved you.
P.S. Спасибо и поклоны-обнимы всем, кто сделал этот тур возможным: Ане Фроловой, Лене Петуховой, Люде Восковой, Андрею Шерману. И команде, конечно же: Лёне Челяпову, Саше Кузнецову и Косте Ревердатто.